I WANT MY BABY BACK! or Spiced Baby Back Ribs With Maple Syrup.
I was going to title this piece “Curse you Canada and the moose you rode into town on”. But, that would be churlish of me. No, why should I damn an entire country because of my distress? I just have to accept that youngest daughter has flown the parental nest and is making one for herself in a maple tree.